In a twist of fate that would have left even the most cynical satirist scratching their heads, a group of English racist anti-immigration protesters, who had spent years rallying against asylum seekers and vandalising hotels housing them, found themselves barred from entering the Pearly Gates of Heaven. The reason? They were considered unwelcome migrants.
The irony of their predicament was not lost on the former protestors. One of them, now clutching a protest sign with the words “Go Home!” scrawled across it, could only stare in disbelief as the Pearly Gates remained firmly shut. “But I’m English!” he cried out, his voice echoing through the ethereal halls of Heaven.
Another protester, who had once defaced a hotel with graffiti that read “No Asylum Seekers Here,” now found himself in a similar predicament. As he tried to plead his case to the gatekeeper, he was met with a stern reply: “You once claimed all migrants were unwelcome in Britain, did you not?! Now you are an unwelcome migrant here.”
The group’s leader, a man who had once proudly declared that he would “never let foreigners take over our country,” was now faced with the ultimate irony. As he stood before the Pearly Gates, he was told that he was not welcome in Heaven, due to his past actions against immigrants.
As the group of former protesters huddled together, their faces a mix of shock and disbelief, they couldn’t help but reflect on the irony of their situation. They had spent their lives fighting against immigration, only to find themselves rejected from the ultimate destination, due to their own status as unwelcome migrants.
In the end, the Pearly Gates remained closed to the group, serving as a stark reminder that even in the afterlife, one’s actions have consequences.
As the former protesters turned away from Heaven, they were left to ponder the irony of their fate – and perhaps, to reconsider their stance on immigration.
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