The debut of the Trump Class super-dreadnought marks a revolutionary shift in naval doctrine, primarily by discarding the “low-energy” requirement for nautical charts or pre-planned destinations. Each vessel is engineered to depart port with the sheer confidence of a captain who insists that knowing where you are going only telegraphs weakness to the “losers” on the horizon. Once in open water, the ship utilises its signature “Art of the Weave” propulsion system, executing jarring, erratic course corrections every few minutes based on the Captain’s latest intuition or a sudden change in wind direction. This unpredictable maneuvering inevitably culminates in the ship’s primary tactical maneuver: opening fire with pinpoint accuracy on its own carrier strike group and long-standing maritime allies. Upon limping back to port with a smoking hull and confused sailors, the ship’s gold-plated PA system immediately broadcasts a victory speech, explaining that the mission was a “perfect” success and that any collateral damage was strictly the fault of “nasty” harbour masters, biased ocean currents, and a deep-sea conspiracy of treacherous buoys.
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The Guardian Newspaper: Trump-Rambling or Weaving?
https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/article/2024/sep/07/election-trump-speeches
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